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Buy service bundles, digital downloads, and AI-generated product kits.

Choose Stripe or Creem at checkout. Signed-in visitors collect HAAM points with either provider, while point redemption currently runs through Stripe.

service

€2,400

Signal Riot

Turn messy product data into a louder, sharper growth loop.

A focused strategy sprint for cleaning up measurement, prioritizing experiments, and sharpening discovery signals across search, AI answers, and conversion paths.

Teams drowning in analytics, CRO ideas, and AI-search anxiety.

  • Measurement plan and decision dashboard
  • Prioritized experiment backlog
  • Search, AI-answer, and conversion signal recommendations

service

€3,200

Interface Knife Fight

Cut through bloated flows and make every interaction earn its place.

A practical UX/UI improvement sprint that turns confusing journeys into clearer interaction rules, prototypes, and production-ready fixes.

Founders and product teams with a useful product that still feels clumsy.

  • Journey and interaction audit
  • Prototype or frontend implementation plan
  • Accessibility and trust fixes that reduce hesitation

service

€2,800

Checkout Exorcist

Haunt every abandoned cart until the buying path feels obvious.

A checkout and retention sprint that maps friction from discovery to payment, then turns trust, pricing, delivery, and post-purchase signals into improvements.

Ecommerce, subscriptions, memberships, and paid digital services.

  • Discovery-to-checkout friction map
  • Trust, pricing, delivery, and decision-support improvements
  • Retention hooks for after-purchase relationships

service

€3,600

Neon Passport

Make your product feel native when it crosses platforms, cultures, and markets.

A localization and platform-adaptation sprint for teams moving into new language, market, or regional app ecosystems.

Companies expanding into regional ecosystems or multilingual markets.

  • Localized experience map for target platforms
  • Reusable patterns for language, layout, and market-specific behavior
  • Launch-ready handoff notes for internal or partner teams

service

€3,400

Black Box Babysitter

Keep AI-assisted products useful, understandable, and safely under human control.

An AI UX and oversight sprint that identifies trust gaps, fallback needs, escalation points, and explanation patterns before AI features reach users.

Teams adding AI features, automation, recommendations, or agentic workflows.

  • AI journey risk review and trust model
  • Human-in-the-loop controls, fallbacks, and escalation paths
  • Clearer explanations, feedback states, and edge-case handling

physical

€8,888

HAAM 8888 Handbag

A printable luxury object from the deep.

A sculptural HAAM handbag shaped as a cyberpunk deep-sea artifact. Purchase unlocks the parametric OpenSCAD master file for local fabrication.

Collectors, fashion experimentalists, fabrication studios, and people who want an object nobody else has.

  • Parametric OpenSCAD master file
  • One-piece printable shell with integrated handle
  • Octopus relief, clasp, maker mark, and print notes
  • Collector fabrication license for one physical edition

membership

€29

HAAM UX Reviews Pass

Lifetime access to independent, evidence-led UX and product reviews.

Unlock the complete UX Reviews library, starting with a deep review of Respiray and its position against Airvida.

Founders, product teams, designers, investors, and people buying ambitious hardware.

  • Full product, UX, and business-model reviews
  • Scorecards, source lists, and strategic recommendations
  • Future paid UX Reviews added to the same account

digital

$49

Website UX Audit Playbook

A self-serve audit system for finding conversion friction.

A downloadable Notion + PDF system with prioritized heuristics, CRO checkpoints, and implementation briefs you can hand to design or engineering.

Founders and marketing teams improving conversion rates.

  • 55-point UX + conversion audit checklist
  • Priority matrix for quick wins vs strategic fixes
  • Implementation brief template for handoff

ai generated

$79

AI UX Prompt Library for Product Teams

AI-generated prompts refined for real product workflows.

A downloadable prompt system for research synthesis, wireframing, accessibility reviews, and copy experiments, built around practical AI UX workflows.

UX designers, PMs, and growth teams shipping AI-assisted workflows.

  • 120+ production-ready prompts grouped by use case
  • Prompt quality rubric and iteration framework
  • Team onboarding guide for AI-assisted design reviews

ai generated

$129

Synthetic Product Concept Pack

AI-generated product concepts with human-edited strategy notes.

A curated bundle of AI-generated product directions, landing-page angles, feature ideas, and market-positioning prompts for rapidly exploring a new niche.

Creators, consultants, and founders exploring new digital offers.

  • 25 product concept cards
  • Landing page headline and offer-angle variants
  • Human-edited validation checklist and launch prompts

Stripe, Creem, and points setup notes

Stripe can use dynamic prices or mapped Price IDs. Creem products are created or reused automatically from the HAAM catalog during the build, so no per-product environment variables are needed. Both providers fulfill account access and award purchase points through signed webhooks. Point redemption remains on Stripe because its checkout supports the dynamic discounted amount used by HAAM points.